A little look at Polycephaly's origins, and their friendship with the Imperator.
- 2024-05-04
- 4.5
Library
Tending to the library is a delightfully fat TV. As they approach, you notice that their sturdy body is equipped with seemingly every type of video playback machine, hence their magnificent heft. They have one VCR slot in each tit (one VHS, one Betamax), and a LaserDisc player embedded in their rotund belly. Their crotchless outfit shows a nest of connector cables sprouting out of their groin. At their aft, an appendage rising like a scorpion's tail to the ceiling, where it interfaces with a power mesh like the one used by bumper cars. Evidently, the TV needs extra juice to power all the machines in their body.
A nameplate on the librarian's desk tells you their name is Cremencesce.
Talk to Cremencesce, explore the library, or go back to the lobby.
Voidwalkers
My fan-series — essentially 'what if Skibidi Toilet but horny?' These are shown in chronological order of events.
Human, the Titan requests your presence
In which the reader helps to perform maintenance on Titan TV, and then enjoys a cuddle-pile with the engineers inside the Titan's core chamber.
- 2023-10-18
- 3.4
Centre Core Forever More
In which the reader wants to fuck Titan TV. Titan TV is okay with this. Normal human-style sex is physically impossible, so they'll both have to get creative.
- 2023-10-21
- 4.5
Television man… I've got what you need
In which two pals try inter-species fucking for the first time. One of them is the reader; the other, a TV-unit. What'll you get up to when one of you has no genitalia or orifices and the other one no mechanical parts? You don't know yet but you're bound to have fun finding out!
- 2023-10-28
- 9.5
The Machineries of Joy
In which the reader is summoned to help perform maintenance on Titan TV… which turns out to involve fucking the Titan silly. And maybe some of the normal TV-units too, for good measure.
- 2023-11-12
- 14.9
Titan TV's Test-flight
In which the reader gets to watch Titan TV's upgrade installation and testing (at some point before the events of episode 67), and hang out with a few TV-units they've not met before.
- 2023-11-27
- 7.5
You knew this was coming, didn't you?
In which the TV Imperator would like to fuck the reader. The reader (a human, of no specified gender) is only too happy to accept. One of you is a unit with no genitalia, the other one is an organic lifeform with no mechanical parts, so you'll both have to get creative.
- 2023-12-10
- 11
The Unnamed Feeling
In which we get a little look into Titan TV's origins… And plenty of the reader (a human, of no specified gender) and robots fucking, cuddling and talking about their feelings (because I know what I like, dammit).
- 2023-12-19
- 17
We can love one another, I've been told that it's okay
Some fluff/angst/comfort. Sickening. In which the reader and robots hug each other and cry a lot. Also, the human finally acquires a nickname.
- 2023-12-26
- 8.9
Polycephaly the Penta-countenanced
In which the reader hangs out with Polycephaly …and they inevitably end up fucking, because you should know by now that's the kind of thing I write.
- 2023-12-31
- 5.4
You know it's hard to keep the fighting clean
In which the reader performs some maintenance on Cygnus the TV-unit… And they end up [spins wheel] discovering [throws dart in board] a new species of fruit fly. Oh, you can tell I'm lying, can't you? They fuck. It's just fucking.
Contains a pussy edition and a dick edition, as well as a director's cut with some piss kink.
- 2024-01-15
- 7.5 to 8
After hours in the core chamber
In which the stresses of post-apocalyptic life are getting to the reader a little. You are one of Titan TV's engineers, and your closest friend in the Alliance is the TV-unit Cygnus. Maybe your Titan and your friend can help you out with some stress relief. And by stress relief you of course mean fucking.
- 2024-02-05
- 15.5
Catastrophic mission failure
Angst o'clock! In which the reader and your friend Cygnus the TV-unit have an encounter with a skibidi. It does not go well, and both of you have to deal with the consequences.
- 2024-02-11
- 10
Capacitors, cathodes and cuddles
In which the reader and your best friend Cygnus the TV-unit recently had an encounter with a skibidi that left you in need of medical treatment and Cygnus in need of repairs. Now your TV-headed pal is due for some upgrades - good thing you're around to help test them. And by 'test' you of course mean 'play videogames and fuck'.
- 2024-02-22
- 11
L'appel du vide et vidéo
Some big fluff! In which the reader and Polycephaly hang out as friends and have quite a nice time together.
- 2024-02-28
- 6.4
Detour before the battle
Titan Camera receives a tactical donation of energy from Titan TV… and immediately has to go masturbate about it.
- 2024-04-03
- 1.8
intoxicating_pleasure_exe
Palindrome the TV engineer builds a little aphrodisiac program for their own pleasure and finds it works only too well. They'll need to get Polycephaly to help them out of this.
- 2024-05-05
- 4.2
Enforced downtime
In which the reader fucks up at work… and so does Polycephaly. Well, you'll get over it together (maybe with a little extra help (i.e. fuck) from some TV friends).
- 2024-05-19
- 19
Everybody Hz
Two Titans enjoy a cosy cuddle before their next battle. Titan Camera was disconcerted by the purple command-beam from the Skibidi Scientist mech in episode 67, and asks the TV Titan for a dose of benign hypnosis to 'cleanse' the experience.
- 2024-05-29
- 2.8
Giant robots need cuddles too
In which the TV Titan and the Sound Titan enjoy some rare downtime together, get to know each other a little better, and share a little sweetness. I.e. they fuck.
- 2024-08-17
- 4.4
Seabrooks Canadian Ham
In which the reader meets the Soundkind Titan for the first time… and makes a discovery.
- 2024-05-27
- 9.3
Tohuvabohu
"Without form, and void." In which the reader meets Sabre and the Camera Titan for the first time… though neither meeting goes as planned.
- 2024-07-19
- 12.6
Mindfuck
In which the reader fixes Cygnus the TV-unit's teleport-circuit… with more spectacular results than expected.
- 2024-07-24
- 3.3
Time for deliverance
In which the reader helps the TV Faction on a great endeavour… and discovers some things that were meant to have stayed hidden. And fucks some TVs.
- 2024-08-14
- 19.9
Always test before you install
In which Cygnus the TV diplomat experiences Palindrome the engineer's sex-mod.
- 2024-10-05
- 2.8
Heading for tomorrow
In which the reader works with the TV Faction on some new endeavours. This is a direct sequel to Time for deliverance.
- 2024-10-05
- 17.4
Ain't no party like a TV fuck party
In which Palindrome the TV engineer attends a clandestine fuck party, where the evening's entertainment consists of seeing how much assorted sludge you can pump into someone's coolant tank.
- 2025-01-22
- 6
Loose cables
In which the reader, along with the rest of Titan TV's engineering crew, performs repairs on the Titan after the events of Episode 77. Much angst and fluff ensues.
- 2024-11-07
- 7.8
Am I evil?
In which the reader (the sole human in the TV Titan's engineering team) must deal with the aftermath of events of episode 77. Much angst ensues. (This is a direct sequel to Loose Cables, which takes place after episode 77 part 4.)
- 2024-12-15
- 21.3
Did you know it was all going to go so wrong for you?
The TV faction takes the loss of their Titan hard. (This story follows on from Am I evil?)
- 2025-06-22
- 17.8
Otherworldly geometry
Work continues on the upgrades to Titan Soundkind. What has Jeffrey discovered?
- 2025-11-09
- 12
Voidwalkers spin-offs
Timeline spin-offs and what-ifs.
Havoc and Chaos
This story was going to be Phaeton's journey before joining the Hardware Alliance and becoming Phaeton, but I ended up abandoning it after one chapter.
- 2024-05-12
- 2.3
A reluctant rescue
We haven't seen what happened to the Brown Coated Cameraman after the events of episode 57. Who, if anyone, rescued them? Turns out it was you, Reader. You're a feral human survivor with no reason to trust the hardware-heads, but you feel compelled to help this one for some reason…
- 2023-11-25
- 4.4
A hundred ways for a human to die
An anthology of various ways a human can die in the Skibidi Toilet setting. Oo, the angst! Most of these will be based on Phaeton (the human reader-insert in many of my Skibidi Toilet fics), and some of them might be based on a 'generic' human. These little tales are what you might read if Phaeton's arc was a choose-your-own-adventure book or text game and you got a bad ending.
Disclaimer: I probably won't actually be able to think of 100 of these.
- 2024-01-06 -2024-03-10
- 5+
- Ongoing
I'm made of metal, my circuits gleam
Until recently, you were a human survivor working for the Hardware Alliance as an engineer to the TV Titan. Now… you're a TV-unit working for the Hardware Alliance as an engineer to the TV Titan. Your new form is sure to take a lot of getting used to, but you're bound to have fun in the process!
This is a spin-off of one of the stories from 100 Ways.
- 2024-03-30 - 2024-04-13
- 18+
- Ongoing
Daisy, give me your answer, do
Cygnus, an actual TV-unit, has an encounter with an eccentric eldritch entity that mimics a TV-unit. Inevitably, they fuck.
This is based on Haxorus's Mimic AU.
- 2024-06-19
- 4.8
Life with Daisy
Little tales involving the reader, Cygnus the TV-unit, and Daisy; an eccentric eldritch entity who mimics a TV-unit.
This is based on Haxorus's Mimic AU.
- 2024-07-21 - 2024-08-29
- 7.1+
- Ongoing
Untitled Vee and Cygnus short
A fun little thing between my Cygnus and Haxorus's (another fic-writer's) character Vee.
- 2024-03-03
- 1.5
Untitled Noir and Phaeton short
For a Tumblr writing prompt based on the OP's character. Officer Noir (large cameraman) is not pleased with the prompt-answerer's character(s) - why?
- 2023-12-26
- 1.1
Untitled Kindle and Phaeton short
For a Tumblr writing prompt based on the OP's character. Kindle, the Titan-obsessed TV, meets an actual Titan engineer.
- 2024-11-04
- 1.7
Stand-alone stories
One-off stories that aren't part of Voidwalkers.
The mechanical and the mimic
Fiend and Vee are unfriendly rivals. One is an eldritch being that mimics a TV-unit; the other, an actual TV-unit. Inevitably (because I'm writing this)… they hate-fuck.
This is set in Haxorus' Mimics AU.
- 2024-03-15
- 2.5
Journey's end
In which reader, a wilderness scavenger human, is found by TV Imperator and Sabre. Sabre might cause reader to revise their opinion of robots…
- 2024-07-06
- 4.1
- Request
Treat her gently
In which an old and obsolete Camera-unit has their reasons for not wanting to upgrade. One of them is possibly their unlikely companion…
- 2024-10-08
- 1.2
- Request
Polycephaly's spa day
In which everyone's favourite mardy TILF is in need of some tender loving maintenance. Luckily, there's someone up to the task.
- 2024-10-12
- 6.1
Canonically-dubious nonsense
Crackfics, sillies and some piss kink.
That's not how you perform maintenance (piss kink)
Reader shows Titan TV how hard they can piss.
- 2024-04-03
- 0.8
Well, it's not as though you were using it (piss kink)
In which the reader is desperate for a piss and the only one who can help out with that is Polycephaly - even though they don't realise it.
- 2024-06-06
- 0.9
Escaping the desert heat
The TV Titan overheats on the battlefield, and has to deploy its cock 'cooling rod'.
- 2024-04-23
- 1.3
Inadvisable coolant maintenance (piss kink)
Titan TV can have some piss in its core chamber, as a treat. And you - yes, you, reader! - get to make that happen.
- 2025-06-29
- 4