Archives
A TV is at work here in the Archives. "I'll be with you in a minute if you need anything," says the TV, putting something back on a shelf. A nameplate on their desk tells you their serial is 9003, which by TV convention indicates they go by Zero-Three. Evidently, they don't have a word nickname.
Talk to Zero-Three, explore the archives, or go back to the lobby.
What's playing? Click Polycephaly's screen for a new clip, or his tie to go back.
2025-11-23It's the Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs.
2024-03-24Polycephaly swears a lot (what else is new?)
Brian Blessed, 18s, 4MB
2024-03-07Titan Camera wants to know where the grapefruit is.
Greg Davies, 42s, 11MB
2024-03-06Titan Speaker has strong feelings about ethically-sourced lentils.
The Young Ones, 24s, 11MB
2024-03-05TV Matriarch with the voice of HADES.
Horizon Zero Dawn, 1m 15s, 9MB
2024-02-29Titan Speaker says 'fuck', at Titan TV's encouragement.
2024-01-18Little soundscapes made from royalty-free sound effects.
2023-12-23A little bit of audio to go with one of the scenes in my fics.
2023-12-23