Which Skibidi Toilet characters should you fight? / Skib Zone

You can win and you should fight them:

Plunk: Please fight Plunk. He is foolhardy brave but his recklessness makes him easy to fuck up. He secretly craves defeat because he doesn't feel he deserves his overnight hero status and just wants to go back to being a common foot soldier. Help him achieve his dreams.
DJ Skibidi: It will be the best-soundtracked fight you've ever had.
Titan TV: You will have to be ready and bring your best skills to the fight, and it could well be a pyrrhic victory. But if you take advantage of the fact that he assumes he will always win, and is bad at adapting his strategy on the fly, you can win.
Large Camera: They make good warm-up fights before fighting the other entities on this list. Use them to get a few practice rounds in.
Buzzsaw Mutant: A worthy opponent but not indefatigable. You'll both have a fun fight.
Large Speaker: They rarely appear on the battlefield any more and crave violence. Help them feel useful for a bit.
Skibidi parasites: They like being slapped and kicked; it's good sensory enrichment for them.

You can't win but you should fight them anyway:

G-Toilet: He will annihilate you but it will be so funny.
TV Matriarch: You will die and it will be the best experience of your life. She will make you love her as she exsanguinates you with her beautiful blades.
Polycephaly: You will be dead three different ways before your corpse hits the floor, but you will have a glorious death.
Swat Mutant: Pick a fight just to hear him say ‘Why bro is attacking me? Is he stupid? Or she if she is a lady.“
Speaker Matriarch: It would be nice to let her fight you to work off some of her anguish. Just don't let her win or she will see through your ruse and perforate your cranium like a colander with her knife strikes.
Titan Speaker: The pair of you will perform a graceful dance. Just don't attack the back of his neck; that's unsporting.
Glitch Toilet: Like the last kaua'i'o'o bird, he is the last of his kind and sings for a mate who will never answer. Give him some comfort in his last days.

You can win but you shouldn't fight them:

Normal Camera: It would be like kicking a puppy. If they start getting mardy just flap your coat and go 'boo!' like you do to a goose.
Normal Skibidi Toilet: Ditto. It's so easy to defeat there's no sport in it. Just let it chew on your fist for a bit until it gets bored.
Normal Speaker: They can put up a challenging fight but it gets tiresome how they expect you to keep giving them a hand up every time they end up on the floor.
Titan Camera: You will destroy him and he will regard you with a sad and baleful mix of disappointment (in you and in himself) and thankfulness for the end of his suffering. Some part of you will die in the process and you will be a hollow shell of a person forevermore.
Rambo Mutant: You can stop him in his tracks by tweaking his exposed nips. It's too easy.
Secret Agent: He will make a worthy opponent but will ultimately fall to you. As he dies, he will say "Well done. You have destroyed this timeline. I hope you got the ending you wanted.” You look down at your hands and oh god it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't

You can't win and you shouldn't fight them:

Scientist Toilet: He has already calculated your death with maximum efficiency. He might turn you into something amusing, at least.
Camera Matriarch: Ohh, mate, she has a time-freeze flechette gun. You're toast.
Assassin Speakerman: Leave him be; he's got enough angst.
Astro Mothership: Dude.

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