It's the Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs.
Me: Hello, the Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs.
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: Don't you know you're driving me insane?
Me: How's it going?
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: If you take the smooth you gotta take the rough.
Me: Too true, innit.
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: Such a shame, what a shame, oh dear me.
Me: So, how are things in this area? Much Skibidi activity?
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: Do you, do you hear it? Do you hear the thunder deafen every living thing about?
Me: Not really. You reckon?
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: Fierce is my conviction, absolute my belief.
Me: I guess we're in the middle of a quiet patch between waves.
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: This is the first of more to come in carefully planned attacks; If it is so we must prepare defenses to fight back.
Me: What do you recommend we do to prepare?
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: Well, I know what I want, and I know where to get it.
Me: What's that then?
The Speakerman who only says clips from Judas Priest songs: We've got to make love, the time is right, We've got to make love tonight.
Me: ...Hell yeah.
Judas Priest clips used without permission in good faith under fair use. (Colombia Records aren't going to lose any money as a result of people deciding to not buy Judas Priest records because their needs are being met by a shitpost on this website.)
Background woodland ambience came from FilmCow's FX pack. Human voice is me.
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