Lobby
Noticeboard
Knitting club - Thursdays in Meeting Room 3
Whoever keeps taking my oil flask, I will bash your electron gun through your implosion band. Give it back, fucker.
Polite reminder: check your clothes for bone spiders before returning from the fields.
Impolite reminder: Enough already!
Void weather forecast: black. Tomorrow: black.
The fish aren't real.
Rude?
Go back to the lobby.