Welcome to my fanfics page! I'm currently obsessed enough with Skibidi Toilet that it gave me the urge to write fanfic, something I've not done since I was a teen. I'm having a blast! And at >160k words, I currently have a novel's worth of Skibidi fanfic for you to enjoy.
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These are about a human survivor working for the Hardware Alliance. They mainly focus on their interactions with the TV faction.
Human, the Titan requests your presence
Reader helps to perform maintenance on Titan TV and then enjoys a cuddle-pile with the engineers inside the Titan's core chamber.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV
Reader wants to fuck Titan TV. Titan TV is okay with this. Normal human-style sex is physically impossible, so they'll both have to get creative.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV Engineer 1668
Television man…I've got what you need
Two pals try inter-species fucking for the first time. One of them is Reader; the other, a TV-unit. What'll you get up to when one of you has no genitalia or orifices and the other one no mechanical parts? You don't know yet but you're bound to have fun finding out!
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus
Reader is summoned to help perform maintenance on Titan TV… which turns out to involve fucking the Titan silly. And maybe some of the normal TV-units too, for good measure.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV Engineer 1668
Reader gets to watch Titan TV's upgrade installation + testing (at some point before the events of episode 67), and hang out with a few TV-units they've not met before.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV TV Imperator (+ bodyguards) Polycephaly
You knew this was coming, didn't you?
The TV Imperator would like to fuck Reader. Reader is only too happy to accept. One of you is a unit with no genitalia, the other one is an organic lifeform with no mechanical parts, so you'll both have to get creative.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) TV Imperator (+ bodyguards) Cygnus
A little look into Titan TV's origins… involving plenty of Reader and robots fucking, cuddling and talking about their feelings, because I know what I like, dammit. (You can't judge me; I've seen your AO3 bookmarks.)
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV Engineer 1668 TV Imperator Polycephaly
We can love one another, I've been told that it's okay
Some fluff/angst/comfort. Sickening. Mostly Reader and robots hugging each other and crying. Also the Reader character acquires a nickname.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV Engineer 1668 Fornax
Polycephaly the Penta-countenanced
Reader hangs out with Polycephaly… and they inevitably end up fucking, because you should know by now that's the kind of thing I write.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Polycephaly Titan TV
You know it's hard to keep the fighting clean
Reader performs some maintenance on their TV-headed friend… And they end up [spins wheel] discovering [throws dart in board] a new species of fruit fly. Oh, you can tell I'm lying, can't you? They fuck. It's just fucking.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus
After hours in the core chamber
Reader is one of Titan TV's engineers, and your closest friend in the Alliance is another TV-unit. The stresses of post-apocalyptic life are getting to you a little - maybe your Titan and your friend can help you out with some stress relief. And by stress relief you of course mean fucking.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Titan TV Cygnus
Angst o'clock! Reader and your TV-headed friend have an encounter with a skibidi. It does not go well, and both of you have to deal with the consequences.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Titan TV TV Imperator (+ bodyguards) Polycephaly Engineer 1668 Fornax
Capacitors, cathodes and cuddles
Reader is a human. Your best friend in the Alliance is a TV-unit. Recently, the pair of you had an encounter with a skibidi that left you in need of medical treatment and your TV-headed friend in need of repairs. Now your pal is due for some upgrades - good thing you're around to help test them. And by 'test' you of course mean 'play videogames and fuck'. Yes, it's another instalment of human + robots fucking, cuddling, talking about their feelings and crying, because we all know that's why you're here.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Polycephaly Fornax
Some big fluff! Reader and Polycephaly hang out as friends and have quite a nice time together.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Polycephaly
Prequels, what-ifs, alternative timelines, and canonically-dubious sillies.
Havoc and Chaos Prequel Ongoing
Phaeton's journey before joining the Hardware Alliance and becoming Phaeton.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader)
A reluctant rescue Prequel
We haven't seen what happened to the Brown Coated Cameraman after the events of episode 57. Who, if anyone, rescued them? Turns out it was you, Reader. You're a feral human survivor with no reason to trust the hardware-heads, but you feel compelled to help this one for some reason…
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Browncoat Cam
A hundred ways for a human to die What-ifs Ongoing
An anthology of various ways a human can die in the Skibidi Toilet setting. Oo, the angst! Most of these will be based on Phaeton (the human reader-insert in many of my Skibidi Toilet fics), and some of them might be based on a 'generic' human. These little tales are what you might read if Phaeton's arc was a choose-your-own-adventure book or text game and you got a bad ending.
Disclaimer: I probably won't actually be able to think of 100 of these.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) [many other characters]
I'm made of metal, my circuits gleam Timeline split
Until recently, you were a human survivor working for the Hardware Alliance as an engineer to the TV Titan. Now... you're a TV-unit working for the Hardware Alliance as an engineer to the TV Titan. Your new form is sure to take a lot of getting used to, but you're bound to have fun in the process!
This is a spin-off of one of the stories from 100 Ways.
Characters: Phaeton (as reader) Cygnus Polycephaly Fornax Titan TV TV Imperator Imperator's bodyguards Chief Engineer 1668 Various engineers
Untitled Noir and Phaeton short
For a Tumblr writing prompt based on the OP's character. Officer Noir (large cameraman) is not pleased with the prompt-answerer's character(s) - why?
Just a little thing between my Cygnus and another fic-writer's character Vee.
That's not how you perform maintenance
Reader shows Titan TV how hard they can piss.
Characters: Reader Titan TV
Stories that aren't part of Phaeton's arc.
Fiend and Vee are unfriendly rivals. One is an eldritch being that mimics a TV-unit; the other, an actual TV-unit. Inevitably (because I'm writing this)... they hate-fuck.
Titan Camera receives a tactical donation of energy from Titan TV… and immediately has to go masturbate about it.
Characters: Titan Camera Titan TV
The TV Titan overheats on the battlefield, and has to deploy its 'cooling rod'.
Characters: Titan TV
A little look at Polycephaly's origins, and their friendship with the Imperator.
Characters: Polycephaly TV Imperator Engineer 1668
Palindrome builds a little aphrodisiac program for their own pleasure and finds it works only too well. They'll need to get Polycephaly to help them out of this.
Characters: Polycephaly Palindrome